Double Crap

One is Diarrhea and one is my car don't know why the battery flat. Yeah now me and my car both exactly look same same low batt cannot start. I'm been visiting the toilet more than 10 times seen from last night 3am until now. Everything is water... Yellow and smell like dead crap. Jialat I think I almost dehydration soon. Don't know what is wrong with me. Maybe is because of keep makan Durian for the pass week and now my body finally volcano erupted. 
If now I kana Lotto habis lah... I sure my voice shout out loud from my mouth and at the same time my shit also squirt out hard from my anus too.